The Burrito Dad (Character)

The Burrito Dad is the main villain in The Burrito Dad Series. He had his start in the original story The Burrito Dad. He has been described as a tall black man. He tends to hide at his secret Arbys base along with his Native American son, Joey. Also, The Burrito Dad is revealed to not have genitals. Instead, he uses (and sometimes tapes in between his thighs) a burrito for all of his penile duties, such as having anal sex with Brian, or smacking the P3dophiles.