The Maid

The Maid was the stupid Asian who left out a can of dried can of soiled beans out in the sun for two weeks. The only other known fact about her is that she has a limp, the leg it is located on is unknown. Her previous whereabouts and current whereabouts are a mystery. However, after gathering some of the greatest minds we could find, it has been concluded that the Maid at one point been outside to leave the dried can of soiled beans which were left out in the sun for two weeks. It has also been concluded that the Maid is in fact a female and not a male, gay, lesbian, homo, transgender, transsexual, transparent or transfigured. She is most commonly thought of to be in a common black and white maids outfit, but there is no way to know for sure unless one day described by the authors of the series. Other unknown factors include, eye color, hair color, skin color, lip color, nose size, breast size, waist size, height, weight, length, mass, current inertia, favorite color, favorite song, favorite band, favorite TV show, favorite movie, favorite male partner color, whether or not if shes married, engaged, or single. However, lots of men on our team are willing to take the place of her partner if a spot is available. The Maid does not have a specified owner but she is presumed to belong to bad men with an e due to only ever being mentioned by this character. It is quite possible that she belonged to a friend of bad men with an e or the two had no connection at all. The Maid is the current record holder for the most unknown character in the series, but it is estimated more will be revealed about her in the future, our team will be looking and waiting for any further identification revolving around the Maid in any way shape or form. Also there is a birthday party at my house this Saturday for anyone who wants to come.